Xander was eating his lunch FAST. Which NEVER happens.
Me: “Where did you come from, kid?”
Xander with a mouthful of eggs and bacon: “Your vagina.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Then, later, he was hitting my butt and said:
Xander: “You have a big butt. Is baby Ezra in your butt?”
Xander: “Then why’s your butt SO big?!” 😑😑😑